- Me: Put on a condom.
- Dude lover: Oh, condoms don't really fit me...
- Me: Bitch, I've seen people use condoms as hats, arm gloves, masks, balloons, volley-balls, and temporary fish bags. Put on the fucking condom.
- ...
- Another Senario:
- ...
- Me: Put on a condom.
- Dude lover: Oh, condoms don't really fit me...
- Me: You know what doesn't fit me? A fucking baby head in my cervix. Put on the fucking condom.
